Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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