Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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