i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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