Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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