apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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