The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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