wat bout pragnant strippers??
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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