I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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