i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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