Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Tell her she can't have a vagina
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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