we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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