Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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