smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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