i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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