Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.