Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops