And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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