Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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