Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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