Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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