Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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