who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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