I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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