I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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