Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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