I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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