last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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