if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize