she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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