Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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