Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I FOUND THE LEGS
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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