All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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