I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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