If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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