absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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