Sponge bath it is.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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