Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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