oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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