I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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