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• (816): View more from Missouri

  you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln

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• (253): View more from Washington

  drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD

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  I AM IN MILD DISTRESS

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You coming to give me head and eat tacos?

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• (914): View more from New York

  If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.

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