; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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