It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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