What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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