if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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