Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
