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maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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