Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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