Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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