I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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