i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I could fuck to npr.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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