JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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