the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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