your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
she woke up with a sticky ear
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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