Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
is that a dick in a sweater?
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