Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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