I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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