I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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