You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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