it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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