what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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