So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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